Another one of those useless forwarded emails from Reuben but hey, get ready to smile.
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I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull […]
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I walked into a cubicle at the Mall’s cineplex before Death Race started and saw this on the wall partly covered by the cubicle door,
“Emo is just an excuse for …”
I thought, hey this has potential to be something clever, until I read the rest of it,
“guys to behave like girls ”
That doesn’t even make […]
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I just received this in my inbox from a friend who never gives up on FWD emails. The title was, New Rape Method.
Yea. Think about that title for a second.
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Dear friends
I received a news about the recent tactic used to spike girls’ drink. it is a cheap and widely used method. This method was used […]
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A little lame I admit but still…
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A little boy goes to his father and asks ‘Daddy, how was I born?’
The father answers: ‘Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via […]
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Got this from another one of Reuben’s forwarded emails. Actually I wouldn’t be surprised if he wrote it.
RULES
AT LAST A GUY HAS TAKEN THE TIME TO WRITE THIS ALL DOWN
FINALLY , THE GUYS’ SIDE OF THE STORY.
( I MUST ADMIT, IT’S PRETTY GOOD.)
WE ALWAYS HEAR ‘THE RULES’
FROM THE FEMALE SIDE.
NOW HERE ARE THE RULES […]
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkTQwP2gFxU
Wait for Darth Vader and his Stormtroopers to take the stage.
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“Your Honour, whatever one’s belief in god, I think we can all agree, some lives are taken far too early, and others far too late.” - Alan Shore (James Spader), Boston Legal 416
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“We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute, we read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion.” - John Keating (Robin Williams), Dead Poets Society
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