A Playful Misconception, A Childhood's Dream

You know you’re no longer youthful when you avoid going to movies that start after 9pm, and go home straight after.

You know you’re no longer youthful when the Chinese chiropractor, after noticing something’s wrong with your body, asks if you’ve been sleeping late when in reality you hit the sack at 12am every night.

Those who say 12am is late, yeah, you too are no longer youthful.