A Playful Misconception, A Childhood's Dream

THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:

1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don’t believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.

SUCCESS: (Benjamin Button, anyone?)

At age 4 success is… not piddling in your pants.
At age 12 success is… having friends.
At age 17 success is… having a driver’s license.
At age 35 success is… having money.
At age 50 success is… having money.
At age 70 success is… having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is… having friends.
At age 80 success is… not piddling in your pants.