Recession Jokes
By Delrondu | Quote11 May 2009
The Difference between Communism & Capitalism:
In communism we nationalise the banks and then push them to bankruptcy. In capitalism we push the banks to bankruptcy and then nationalise them.
Q: With the current market turmoil, what’s the easiest way to make a small fortune?
A: Start off with a large one.
Ali Baba and the forty thieves are now Ali Baba and thirty thieves. Ten were laid off!
Batman and Robin are now Batman and Pedro. Batman fired Robin and hired Pedro because Pedro was willing to work twice the hours at the same rate!!
Iron man is now “air-pooling” with Superman to save fuel costs?!!
A director decided to award a prize of $1,000 for the best idea for saving the company money during the recession. It was won by a young executive who suggested reducing the prize money to $ 100.
Women finally marrying for love! And not money!
Q: What’s the difference between an investment banker and a large pizza?
A: A large pizza can feed a family of four.
Q: What’s the difference between an American and a Zimbabwean?
A: In a few months……………nothing.
Q: What’s the difference between a bond and a bond trader?
A: A bond matures.
Q. Did you hear Goldman Sachs and Citi are going to merge?
A. Yes, the new name is “Sachs and the Citi”
Recession Bumper Sticker:
The recession is worse than a divorce. You lose half your fortune and still have your wife.
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